Intellectual jokes

[Pierre]

 

[Alix]

Want to hear a chemistry joke? Sorry. All of them argon.

 

[Glenn]

A German walks into a bar, and orders a martini.

The bartender responds, 'dry'?

'No, just one thank you'.

 

[Pierre]

 

[dennis]

 

[Adobe]

From "The OATMEAL"

"You're not going to believe what I am about to tell you"

You're not going to believe what I'm about to tell you - The Oatmeal

This is a comic about the backfire effect.

theoatmeal.com

 

[Zzartemis]

Johnny's teacher:
What's the difference between ignorance and apathy?

Johnny:
I don't know and I don't care!

 

[Vulcan59]

LoL

 

[Pierre]

 

[Anthony]

It's getting hard to shake off the feeling these days :).

 

[Alix]

If you're addicted to puns about seaweed... Sea kelp.

 

[Alix]

What does a thesaurus eat for breakfast?
A synonym roll.

 

[dennis]

Raxs the question, get the reap-ly

 

[dennis]

Where did they get the source code for social media apps?

 

[Possibility of Being]

One that was quite popular during my high-school years:

A teacher noticed a pupil sitting on the stairs for a long time during the school hours. Intrigued, decided to approach him and ask what's the reason. The boy answered:
- I'm waiting.
- What are you waiting for?
- Waiting for Godot.
- In which class is he?