Intellectual jokes

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There is a psychological manipulation tool being sold as a New Christmas Tradition, for parents.
I’ve seen them for sale in Canada, and in Facebook posts from the U.S, but I don’t know if Europe has been invaded by the trend.
It’s called “Elf on a Shelf”.
The creepy little spy snitches to Santa, and he shows up in hiding places all over the house, poor kids never know where the creep might be hiding.
So, lots of joke memes are out there, with some hilarious rhyming word and item combinations.
This one is my favourite, to date.
Good luck!
You’ve heard of “Elf on a Shelf”,
Here’s:
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