Intellectual jokes

[Quill]

Intellectual or not, but I have this memory from 90's.

Me and one of my workmates were out for a smoking break.

Don't remember what we talked about, but at some point I said that sometimes I just can't remember what year it is(like when one has to fill work-related official forms).

After some pondering, he looked at me and said: wednesday!

 

[Pierre]

 

[Ellipse]

A citation, more than a joke. I hope Pierre will forgive me.

 

[Pierre]

I hope Pierre will forgive me.

You are forgiven my son!

 

[Glenn]

Did you ever think that maybe broccoli doesn't like you either?

 

[Natus Videre]

A writer wants to impress his wife, so he writes her a poem.
A mathematician wants to impress his wife, so he equals her with love.
A philosopher wants to impress his wife, so he challenges the writer and the mathematician to find a poetic equation.

 

[Pierre]

 

[Ellipse]

 

[Zzartemis]

 

[Pierre]

 

[Vulcan59]

LoL

 

[Ellipse]

 

[zak]

LoL

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They are really a family of nuts!

 

[Vulcan59]

LoL

 

[Natus Videre]

Spiritualist: Why do kids learn so fast?
Materialist: Because they have nothing in their heads!
Spiritualist: No, because they are learning from your mistakes.