ROTFLAt the White House, Biden and his advisor have an urgent meeting.
Advisor: President, you will need to make a decision, for once.
Biden: Nuke'em!
Advisor: Who are you going to nuke?
Biden: David...
Advisor: Who's David?
Biden: The Hollywood star... of David...
The advisor takes a sip of his coffee.
Advisor: President, I'm reminding you that there is a war in the Middle East.
Biden: Is rael... Is real?
Advisor: Israel? Are you going to nuke Israel?
Biden: I'm sorry... I mixed up the names again. I meant... Gazella, I want her!
Advisor: Gaza? The strike would obliterate Israel too!
Biden: Then invade her! Oh man, I'd stick mine right into her juicy...
Advisor: President, it would be a grave mistake to invade Gaza.
Biden: Then nuke'em!
The advisor takes another sip of his coffee.
Advisor: You remember the code, right?
Biden: Let's Go Brandon!
Advisor: Not that one, leave it for the next election.
Biden: Uh...
Advisor: There's a sticker on your son's laptop...
Biden: I'd stick mine into those beautiful...
Advisor: No, that's not the point, President.
Biden: Then what's the point?
Advisor: It's more complicated. A strong force prevents us from launching "the final solution."
Biden: Let me guess... uh... David from Star Wars?
Advisor: No, @Ðekel from Cassiopaea.
Thanks for lightening my mood