Why did the chicken cross the road?

Dr. Seuss:

A kid that was small climbed a tree that was tall.
For from there in that tree he could almost see all.

Not many could see him, he hid so far up,
And already had passed, a man, pig, and pup.

Now a chicken he glimpsed way out by the road,
Pecking and clucking out there while it strode.

'What will it do next?' Thought the boy to himself
'Will it stay, will it go, or just sit on its shelf'?

The chicken thought same, as it looked cross the lane.
Which were surprising deep thoughts for such a small brain.

Then it blinked and it clucked, and made up its mind,
And turned to the road, leaving old ways behind.

The road it would cross, and cross it it did!

And the kid who did see what he saw as he hid,
Said 'I know why the chicken has crossed it just mid!'

He laughed to himself as he clung to the wood.
For it seemed so simple, so right, and so good.

What his eyes spied from beneath his hat's bill,
Was a chicken that was able to use its free will.
 
Martin Luther King: because the chicken had a dream...

Witley Strieber: because a Grey told it to do so.
 
Jessica Simpson: Is Chicken of the Sea chicken or tuna?

Kim Kardashian: Hmmm, how can I make money off the chicken?

Kate Gosselin: Why is everybody so interested? It's just ONE chicken!

Snookie: I think I *bleeped* with that chicken!

Angelina Jolie: I want to adopt that chicken!
 
BOB DYLAN - The answer is crowing in the wind.

BEACH BOYS - I'm not bragging babe,
so don't put me down,
but I've got the smartest new hen-house in town
- it's my Little Deuce Coop,
you don't know what I've got.

ROLLING STONES - Little Red Rooster's on the the prowl.

THE WHO - Won't get fowl again.

KELLOG - It set out to eat some cornflakes.
 
Isaac Newton: because the apple fell on the other side of the road!

Nikola Tesla: I imagine a lightning shot, then the chicken crossed the road, common sense tells him so!.

Mona Lisa: Because I have smiling on the other side of the road.

Salvador Dali: because I painted his wife!.
 
My Kids: To get away from my mom who keeps trying to read its ingredient list!- geez Mom, it's chicken! can't we just eat it like normal people!!!???

I love this thread!

Rx
 
Rx said:
My Kids: To get away from my mom who keeps trying to read its ingredient list!- geez Mom, it's chicken! can't we just eat it like normal people!!!???

I love this thread!

Rx

:lol: It used to be reading its entrails, but these days the wise read the ingredient list! :P
 
David Attenburough (with breathless excitement). Why does.... the chicken... cross the road? Well... this question has puzzled ornithologists... and, indeed, many ordinary people... for decades... and yet... every season....cross the road it does...despite the fact that.... it faces... life threatening dangers every second... and yet... despite all the hazards of oncoming traffic..... from both directions..... it seems determined.... to reach the other side. What it does ... after it has successfully.... crossed this perilous habitat ... is the mystery.. we hope to uncover... in the next... program. (fades out, credits roll).
 
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