candasiri
Jedi Master
I'm having fun gaming this out.
Obviously they're trying to provoke scenarios in which they're met with guns blazing.
I'm torn between dressing up in a visibly religious fashion with a giant rosary and greeting them, or putting on a "Rich Guy Covid Helmet" and greeting them with an electrostatic fogger. Clown makeup and wig? Sheep costume?
Need the electrostatic fogger to stay safe, certainly don't want to catch a vaccine resistant strain of COVID from one of the Biden regime's flunkies!
I’m going for 4 masks and a face shield and gown. You can then call headquarters to report the door knockers as having a cold. Another option would be answering the door while nebulizing.