Agron
Jedi Council Member
Finally some truthfull reporting !!! 10times better journalism than on any msm chanell!Very late hi guys from Bavaria, Germany (it is a little past 23:00h here now). Just watched the latest Gunnar Kaiser (YT-channel) vid and found this comment I wanted to share. It was german and is translated by deepl.
Diary: Corona 2020. China: Um, we have a problem here. WHO: It won't be that bad. China: Ehh we might have a big problem. Germany: No need to worry. WHO: We have a pandemic! Italy: We are all going to die. Sweden: -flick- that! Great Britain: We need herd immunity. Germany: We are all going to die and so we have to stay at home, wearing masks and gloves. WHO: Only those who are sick should wear masks. RKI: Masks do not work. USA: Have hospital ships. Germany: Doubling time is important. Germany: No, but rather R0 value. Spain: We're all going to die. Sweden: Like hell we are. Is a wave of flu, as always protect the Vulnerables. China: We have masks for sale. WHO: We need to test. World: So so United Kingdom: Break... North Korea: 18:45 3 Infected, 18:50 0 Infected China: Have ventilators for sale. USA: CHINA, WHAT DID YOU DO?! Ireland: even closes pubs news: Everybody has to die, everybody stays at home. Bhakdi, Wodarg, Schiffmann and Co.: This is a normal wave of disease, doesn't cause a laboratory pandemic and yet doesn't drive people crazy. World: Hello, curve flattening again. Germany: R0? What the hell is R0? We're taking to the streets! France: We are all going to die. Sweden: A SHIT WE WILL BE! North Korea: 20:00 10 infected, 20:15 0 infected. Belarus: What's up, we are celebrating in the stadium now. FUUUUSSBAAAALL. WHO: There's gonna be trouble in Sweden. China: Everything for sale. RKI: Stay home unless you want to go for a walk. 🏞 World: What the -flick-... Sweden: We're not extinct yet. News: Whoever had it once, won't get it again...won't get it...or maybe they will...don't have good tests. China: So, what do you want to buy? Germany: Nothing will ever be the same again. Sweden Still not extinct. North Korea: 17:07 4 infected, 17:14 0 infected. USA: Drinks disinfectant, could help. WHO: Sweden is a role model. Sweden: Ätschi Germany: The Swedes are crazy. We are all going to die. Bhakdi, Hockertz, Ioannidis and Co.: People seriously, finally stop spinning, meanwhile studies show that it is not worse than a flu and a lockdown 0 brings. News: Shut the -flick- up, you conspirators. Everyone will die. Austria: We're loosening up, but only a little bit, so almost not at all, but we're loosening up. Italy: Offline Switzerland: What now? Where are the millions of dead? Germany: R0 is <1>4<17>230... oh what do I know, you all wear masks now and never gather again. World: Ähhhm Spain: We loosen up. Italy: Book your holidays with us now, we're loosening up.🏖 WHO: We'll vaccinate you all. Belarus: Vaccinate against what? Did we miss anything? China: Do you want to buy more? World: Tanzania: test papaya, motor oil goats, plants .goat and papaya POSITIVE. Germany: waiting for second wave.Wieso second? Where was the first? North Korea: Offline... USA: no more coal for WHO Hungary: human rights back ,lock down will end in June Germany: we are only at the beginning of the pandemic.....we need faceshields, made in Bavaria. World: to be continued...
Translated with www.DeepL.com/Translator (free version)
Thanks @etezete I needed a good laugh